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June 12 If i shake my leg a bit, will it kill you???My grandma announced her arrival at my home with an extra-loud, screechy, "Can't you get your own keys?!" today. It's a classic sign that she's in not that good ofa mood. Always considerate (don't laugh) of other people's feelings, I tried to give her some slack by tuning down my usual rebellious behavior. For one, I opened my windows and curtains to let some light into my room, something that I would usually not do as I like it dark and gloomy, but did anyway as apparently, people of her generation did not like it dark and gloomy.
I was compromising in most ways, except for the leg shaking. I love shaking my legs to the sound of music. I am mindful of shaking my legs in public, but at home, I will shake however the hell I want. Psychologists have stated that leg shaking actually helps me relieve some of the anxiety I have. My grandma would usually rebut this fact with a, "What anxiety can you possibly have?"
Well, in case she didn't notice, her daughter (my mum) suffers from neuroticism and have passed the neurotic gene (or bug) to me. In conclusion, I would naturally have high levels of anxiety. Couple this with the fact that my anxiety levels alternative between boredom and stress and that stress can kill, I would conclude that shaking my legs can save my life.
However I explained it to her, grandma doesn't seem to believe me. She believes that I made the fact up. I didn't, by the way. On the other hand, she has a thesis that leg shaking would cause my brain to malfunction as according to her, only one part of the body can be active at any point of time. Of course, she came up with this thesis from the school of I ATE MORE SALT THAT YOU ATE RICE. So, who is to argue? Of course, this school of thought seems to contradict my very fundamental beliefs. For instance, I do not believe that a woman's most important asset is her looks. And, I do not believe that every woman has to learn how to do housework.
I am unrelenting and will pursue my rights to the freedom of being able to shake my legs anytime I want! I mean, it's not as if it's going to kill grandma right? Even if her blood pressure does spike everytime she sees me shaking my legs, she could always relieve her anxiety by, you know, shaking her legs. June 09 My Spaghetti InventionI have a new spaghetti recipe. It's an invention of the cannot-make-it cook. And since nobody complained yet, I assume that its good.
Ingredients:
Spaghetti
Corn beef Tomato sauce Parmesan cheese Tobasco Sauce Step 1 >> Boil the spaghetti. If you do not know how to boil, get someone else to do it.
Step 2 >> Drain the spaghetti. Mix it with parmesan cheese. Layer it with corn beef, tomato sauce, and tobasco sauce. The amount is according to your preference. Step 3 >> Cover it with a plastic cover and put it in the microwave. If your microwave has sensor reheat, good. Use that. Else, make a guess on the amount of time it will take to cook the corn beef. Step 4 >> Dinner is served. April 29 FREEDOM!!!!Now that my last exam EVER has ended, I finally am able to hear this song in my head:
FREEDOM!! FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!! FR EE EE EE DOM!!!!!!!!
FREEEEDOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
April 21 Lessons in teamworkmet up with a lecturer from poly today... he asked me how i was doing..
*sigh* NOT GOOD...
WHY?
One word: Teamwork
A lot of my projects ended up in failure due to not-so-good teamwork (I was used to doing everything myself in poly)... but with most bitterness and torment come experience and wisdom. Here are a few stuff that I've learnt regarding teamwork:
These are stuff that I have learnt in my two years in the uni.. Hope that you would find them useful! February 09 It's official..After his attitude today..
it's official.. my brother has PMS.
The only living male i know to have PMS.
For all those people clueless about PMS, here is a website on it:
My brother shows most of the symptoms. The only difference is that he doesn't bleed out of his virgina (That's becuz he doesn't have one). I sure hope that he isn't bleeding out of his dick...
He sure bleeds out of his nose a lot though.. maybe that explains it...
being a dickhead... his body transfers the blood from his dick to his head and through the edifice called his nose.. hmm.... Seeing the lightA good thing to note when people tell you to see the light. Only the dead 'see the light' ... if you have heard of the accounts from near death survivors... The IT CrowdI was just introduced to this sitcom today.. and boy is it funny!
It's about an asshole, a 100% geek and a bimbo (who's the head of department) being in the IT department in the company.
I would give 5 stars to episode 1 and 3.5 stars to episode 2. Hopefully, episode 3 is good...
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