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    June 12

    If i shake my leg a bit, will it kill you???

    My grandma announced her arrival at my home with an extra-loud, screechy, "Can't you get your own keys?!" today. It's a classic sign that she's in not that good ofa mood. Always considerate (don't laugh) of other people's feelings, I tried to give her some slack by tuning down my usual rebellious behavior. For one, I opened my windows and curtains to let some light into my room, something that I would usually not do as I like it dark and gloomy, but did anyway as apparently, people of her generation did not like it dark and gloomy.
     
    I was compromising in most ways, except for the leg shaking. I love shaking my legs to the sound of music. I am mindful of shaking my legs in public, but at home, I will shake however the hell I want. Psychologists have stated that leg shaking actually helps me relieve some of the anxiety I have. My grandma would usually rebut this fact with a, "What anxiety can you possibly have?"
     
    Well, in case she didn't notice, her daughter (my mum) suffers from neuroticism and have passed the neurotic gene (or bug) to me. In conclusion, I would naturally have high levels of anxiety. Couple this with the fact that my anxiety levels alternative between boredom and stress and  that stress can kill, I would conclude that shaking my legs can save my life.
     
    However I explained it to her, grandma doesn't seem to believe me. She believes that I made the fact up. I didn't, by the way. On the other hand, she has a thesis that leg shaking would cause my brain to malfunction as according to her, only one part of the body can be active at any point of time. Of course, she came up with this thesis from the school of I ATE MORE SALT THAT YOU ATE RICE. So, who is to argue? Of course, this school of thought seems to contradict my very fundamental beliefs. For instance, I do not believe that a woman's most important asset is her looks. And, I do not believe that every woman has to learn how to do housework.
     
    I am unrelenting and will pursue my rights to the freedom of being able to shake my legs anytime I want! I mean, it's not as if it's going to kill grandma right? Even if her blood pressure does spike everytime she sees me shaking my legs, she could always relieve her anxiety by, you know, shaking her legs. 
    June 09

    My Spaghetti Invention

    I have a new spaghetti recipe. It's an invention of the cannot-make-it cook. And since nobody complained yet, I assume that its good.
     
    Ingredients:
    Spaghetti
    Corn beef
    Tomato sauce
    Parmesan cheese
    Tobasco Sauce
     
    Step 1 >> Boil the spaghetti. If you do not know how to boil, get someone else to do it.

    Step 2 >> Drain the spaghetti. Mix it with parmesan cheese. Layer it with corn beef, tomato sauce, and tobasco sauce. The amount is according to your preference.

    Step 3 >> Cover it with a plastic cover and put it in the microwave. If your microwave has sensor reheat, good. Use that. Else, make a guess on the amount of time it will take to cook the corn beef.

    Step 4 >> Dinner is served.
    April 29

    FREEDOM!!!!

    Now that my last exam EVER has ended, I finally am able to hear this song in my head:
     
    FREEDOM!! FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!! FR EE EE EE DOM!!!!!!!!
    FREEEEDOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
     
     
    April 21

    Lessons in teamwork

    met up with a lecturer from poly today... he asked me how i was doing..
     
    *sigh* NOT GOOD...
     
    WHY?
     
    One word: Teamwork
     
    A lot of my projects ended up in failure due to not-so-good teamwork (I was used to doing everything myself in poly)... but with most bitterness and torment come experience and wisdom. Here are a few stuff that I've learnt regarding teamwork:
     
      1. Try to set meetings early and not one week before presentation day.
      2. Try to get 85% of whatever requires thought (brainstorming, analysis) done together with your group mates during your meeting. Do not use the meetings to just delegate and expect everyone to be one the same page on how the project should be done. Type out everything in point form during the meeting and upload it onto a community that you had set up. The actual typing can be done individually.
      3. Do not expect anyone who has not attended the meeting to understand what is typed out.
      4. Meet up in person. There are many trust issues and problems involving multiple communications when meeting up online.
      5. Consult the teacher/supervisor on what you are going to be handing up. Make sure that your work is in the right direction.
      6. When presenting, always be customer-oriented.
      7. Be prepared with additional material before your meeting. Share your material with your group-mates.
      8. When having a disagreement with a group-mate, try to involve more people. If there are still problems, consult your teacher/supervisor.
      9. Delegate as little as possible to the slackers of the group. They are usually the ones who refuse to attend the meetings. Beware of people who tend to change things to their own liking without consulting others. Do not let them compile the project together.  
      10. Always try to have GUNG-HO members in your team. They are the ones who will stay up until early morning to do their work. They are also the ones who will try to set up meetings. Some will nit-pick every detail in the project. Some will run out of steam halfway and you would be hardly able to see these people towards the end of the project. Clarify with your group members on which category they belong to.
        1. If they belong to the nit-picking type, ask them to write down all their objections that could be brought forward to the teacher. Make more use of this trait of theirs earlier in the project. They can get quite irritating and waste a lot of time towards the end of the project. Put them in-charged of integrating the paper and making it presentable. However, if they happen to belong to the category of people who like to change things without letting others know, do not let them integrate the paper. Rather, integrate the paper together with them in a meeting.
        2. If they belong to the type that runs out of steam, try to get them more actively involved at the beginning of the project. These are the type who would try to avoid everyone else towards the end of the project. Do not let these people do the integration of the paper or handing up of the paper. Do not give them anything too challenging or critical towards the end of the project.
      11. When compiling the project, do it as a group, or allow someone whom you can trust to do it. After integration, the person should upload a copy of the project (but not too late) to the community. Give the person a deadline. If the person has not uploaded the project by then, call the person up and find out why. If the person has not done his or her part of the project, offer to do it together with him or her. Let your group members know early in the project that changes should be discussed and no member should make an important decision without letting the others in on it. Likewise, work together with your team members in making changes to the project.

    These are stuff that I have learnt in my two years in the uni.. Hope that you would find them useful!        

    February 09

    It's official..

    After his attitude today..
     
    it's official.. my brother has PMS.
    The only living male i know to have PMS.
     
    For all those people clueless about PMS, here is a website on it:
     
     
    My brother shows most of the symptoms. The only difference is that he doesn't bleed out of his virgina (That's becuz he doesn't have one). I sure hope that he isn't bleeding out of his dick...
     
    He sure bleeds out of his nose a lot though.. maybe that explains it...
     
    being a dickhead... his body transfers the blood from his dick to his head and through the edifice called his nose.. hmm....

    Seeing the light

    A good thing to note when people tell you to see the light. Only the dead 'see the light' ... if you have heard of the accounts from near death survivors...

    The IT Crowd

    I was just introduced to this sitcom today.. and boy is it funny!
     
     
    It's about an asshole, a 100% geek and a bimbo (who's the head of department) being in the IT department in the company.
     
    I would give 5 stars to episode 1 and 3.5 stars to episode 2. Hopefully, episode 3 is good...
    December 01

    J-Lo SUX!!!

    I saw on MTV today that J-Lo wore a fur item that was made out of 80 chinchillas...THAT IS SO CRUEL!!!!
     
    Wearing fur is sooo out... FAKE is always in... from now on, I'm going to boycott every single mtv she has and every song she has...
     
     
    November 16

    SHAKE THAT ASS!!!!

    Nearly died studying ...
    was resusitated by:
     
     
    it's kind of cool and catchy...
    if u like dat kind of song...
    November 13

    What to do when quicktime pisses you off...

    I wanted to look at trailers yesterday... but i couldn't install quicktime 7... coz it kept freezing up at installation... I tried nearly everything to get my computer to install quicktime 7... but i couldn't... so i got... ALTERNATE QUICKTIME!!!
     
    To get alternate quicktime, click on the link below...
     
    and enter the words 'Alternate quicktime' into the search box. then press on the button next to the search box. A list of links should appear and one of them should have alternate quicktime...
     
    Now is the exam period.... STRESS!!!!!
    September 25

    Happy 21st birthday to me!!!

    Now i am officially 21...an adult...
     
    SIGH...
     
    no more excuse for acting cute...
     
    so how am i celebrating...? Well, I'm currently studying the last 7 chapters of the 77 chapters of calculus for my test on monday... so no time to go gallavanting...(is dat the correct spelling?)
    There aren't 77 chapters in my calculus module... but becuz i dun attend lectures and tutorial for it (out of principle since i was forced to take this subject) ... have to study 44 chapters of precalculus and 33 chapters of calculus the schuam's outlines... It's a good book.. coz got a lot of exercises wif solutions... and the chapters quite short, so very comprehensive...
    after reading the first chapter of precalculus... i realized that my foundations were very poor (wat to do --- graduate from poly one...) ..feeling alternating emotions of stress and helplessness...
     
    Anyway.. will be going for lunch in the afternoon at crystal jade...
    bad luck today though.. dat's wat the www.chineseastrology.com site say for my daily horroscope (and they very accurate)... will be ' friendship and money gone' .. so cannot spend money tml and will appear irritating to pple.. so must 'ren' ... sigh...
     
    oh ya... in http://www.fortuneangel.com/Match1.htm, there is a fast match site... my bdae is 25 sept 1984... if u are a average to good looking guy (male only hor - i'm not into that), has a fun sense of humor, is NOT hyper competitive and controlling (and definitely NOT anal retentive type), does not have STDs, who is born in 1984 or earlier, please do check ur compatibility wif mine... in the angelfortune fast match... guys whose results are 4 and above wif mine are greatly appreciated (and encouraged) to keep in contact wif me... pls leave ur email in my space comments...photos appreciated too...
     
     
     
    September 05

    Singapore studies research became history of sex research...

    I was doing research for my singapore studies module on Chinese businesses in Singapore and beyond, and we were doing on the paper offerings business in Singapore, so i decided to research on the history of taoism... guess what I found: (M18 hor..)
     
     
     

    My UI before and after

    After I did finished my ecommerce project yesterday, I found that the web design a bit icky... therefore, I decided to put it through a slight makeover (yes, fav word is 'makeover') ... compare and contrast, how do you like the change?
     
     
    September 04

    I DID IT!!!!

    Challenged myself to complete my ecommerce website, (store front and all) in 1 week, and I did it!!!! The only problem is hosting it on my school server, which I cannot seem to do at home due to the firewall...
     
    when it's done, I'll post it up! It's a site that 'sells' (since it's for school, not really selling them) beauty products that contain minimum harmful ingredients and have been reviewed to be effective. I have over 175 products in the site. I've included the hyperlinks to the actual websites where u can buy them from. Hope to post up the site soon! 

    My blog color

    <table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#999999" align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><b>Your Blog Should Be Purple</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#CCCCCC"><center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/whatcolorshouldyourblogorjournalbequiz/purple.gif"></center><font color="#000000">
    You're an expressive, offbeat blogger who tends to write about anything and everything.
    You tend to set blogging trends, and you're the most likely to write your own meme or survey.
    You are a bit distant though. Your blog is all about you - not what anyone else has to say.</font></td></tr></table><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatcolorshouldyourblogorjournalbequiz/">What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?</a></div>
    August 29

    What to do when you get an error message saying that cannot run project (vb.net) due to non-installation of asp 1.1

    Got this problem today. Managed to solve it. Just go to cmd prompt, navigate until the folder:
    C:\Windows\Microsoft.net\Framework then look at the folder and see if you have another folder called v1.1.4322 or v1. something . something... navigate to that folder in cmd prompt. Then type in the command aspnet_regiis.exe -i
     
    Press enter and the problem should be solved...
    August 26

    vb.net download and installation

    Good news!
     
    Now for ecommerce project (NUS SOC students... take note) we dun have to go to the s15 lvl to get... can just go to mysoc.nus.edu.sg then go to software license agreement...
     
    download the following software:
     
     SQL Server 2000 Enterprise Edition, SQL Server 2000 Developer Edition
     Visual Studio .NET 2003 Prerequisites
     Visual Studio .NET 2003 Professional, Disc 1
     Visual Studio .NET 2003 Professional, Disc 2
     MSDN Library for Visual Studio .NET 2003, Disc 1
     MSDN Library for Visual Studio .NET 2003, Disc 2
     MSDN Library for Visual Studio .NET 2003, Disc 3
     
    If u download in school takes less than one hour
    Then get 7 empty discs... after unzipping each one, you will get a program that enables u to burn it into the disc (cannot directly install on the hard disc, have to burn)
     
    Then, install ur iis by going to add/remove programs in control panel and going to add remove windows components. click on iis and click on details. also check the frontpage extension thingy. then make sure u check iis. then press ok... if got a problem like that says cannot find staxmem.dll, no problem...
    just go to cmd (dos), then copy and paste the following command and press enter:
     
     esentutl /p %windir%/security/database/secedit.sdb
    will come out one warning sign. no problem. just press continue.
     
    Then u install the iis again.
     
    Then, install the sql server 2000. There is a part where u supposed to enter user name and password and domain and all that. choose the other option that blanks out having to enter the user name and all that. Then the next page when u will see got 2 option, one to enter password and one dun have to. choose the one that have to enter password and create ur own password. believe me, if you do this, it will save u a lot of headache...
     
    For the vb.net, put in the visual studio .net professional edition 2003 disc 1 first. it will guide u step by step on wat to do. when you see the autorun page, just click on the highlighted instructions and put in the discs you are supposed to....

    Calculus.... pt 2

    Did finish my calculus pt 2 notes...
     
    the link over here... haha... hopefully not too many of the concepts i tot were concepts are wrong:
     
    August 24

    It's a sad day

    It's a sad day for our dear Seow Lang when she opens up an email saying that 'Gauranteed Love Match in 6 months' and the first thing that pops into her mind is 'How much ar'?
    August 23

    Outdone...

    Told my mum about the tie/ penis theory from sigmund freud and surprise, surprise, she already knew it...
     
    'This is why some people prefer wearing thin ties, long ties, thick ties, or short ties'...
     
    I wonder if there is really any connection there...