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Tung Alexis

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Creative. Blunt. Aggressive. Practical. Opinionated. Extreme in character. When life give you lemons, make lemonade.
6月12日

If i shake my leg a bit, will it kill you???

My grandma announced her arrival at my home with an extra-loud, screechy, "Can't you get your own keys?!" today. It's a classic sign that she's in not that good ofa mood. Always considerate (don't laugh) of other people's feelings, I tried to give her some slack by tuning down my usual rebellious behavior. For one, I opened my windows and curtains to let some light into my room, something that I would usually not do as I like it dark and gloomy, but did anyway as apparently, people of her generation did not like it dark and gloomy.
 
I was compromising in most ways, except for the leg shaking. I love shaking my legs to the sound of music. I am mindful of shaking my legs in public, but at home, I will shake however the hell I want. Psychologists have stated that leg shaking actually helps me relieve some of the anxiety I have. My grandma would usually rebut this fact with a, "What anxiety can you possibly have?"
 
Well, in case she didn't notice, her daughter (my mum) suffers from neuroticism and have passed the neurotic gene (or bug) to me. In conclusion, I would naturally have high levels of anxiety. Couple this with the fact that my anxiety levels alternative between boredom and stress and  that stress can kill, I would conclude that shaking my legs can save my life.
 
However I explained it to her, grandma doesn't seem to believe me. She believes that I made the fact up. I didn't, by the way. On the other hand, she has a thesis that leg shaking would cause my brain to malfunction as according to her, only one part of the body can be active at any point of time. Of course, she came up with this thesis from the school of I ATE MORE SALT THAT YOU ATE RICE. So, who is to argue? Of course, this school of thought seems to contradict my very fundamental beliefs. For instance, I do not believe that a woman's most important asset is her looks. And, I do not believe that every woman has to learn how to do housework.
 
I am unrelenting and will pursue my rights to the freedom of being able to shake my legs anytime I want! I mean, it's not as if it's going to kill grandma right? Even if her blood pressure does spike everytime she sees me shaking my legs, she could always relieve her anxiety by, you know, shaking her legs. 
6月9日

My Spaghetti Invention

I have a new spaghetti recipe. It's an invention of the cannot-make-it cook. And since nobody complained yet, I assume that its good.
 
Ingredients:
Spaghetti
Corn beef
Tomato sauce
Parmesan cheese
Tobasco Sauce
 
Step 1 >> Boil the spaghetti. If you do not know how to boil, get someone else to do it.

Step 2 >> Drain the spaghetti. Mix it with parmesan cheese. Layer it with corn beef, tomato sauce, and tobasco sauce. The amount is according to your preference.

Step 3 >> Cover it with a plastic cover and put it in the microwave. If your microwave has sensor reheat, good. Use that. Else, make a guess on the amount of time it will take to cook the corn beef.

Step 4 >> Dinner is served.
4月29日

FREEDOM!!!!

Now that my last exam EVER has ended, I finally am able to hear this song in my head:
 
FREEDOM!! FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!! FR EE EE EE DOM!!!!!!!!
FREEEEDOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
 
 
4月21日

Lessons in teamwork

met up with a lecturer from poly today... he asked me how i was doing..
 
*sigh* NOT GOOD...
 
WHY?
 
One word: Teamwork
 
A lot of my projects ended up in failure due to not-so-good teamwork (I was used to doing everything myself in poly)... but with most bitterness and torment come experience and wisdom. Here are a few stuff that I've learnt regarding teamwork:
 
    1. Try to set meetings early and not one week before presentation day.
    2. Try to get 85% of whatever requires thought (brainstorming, analysis) done together with your group mates during your meeting. Do not use the meetings to just delegate and expect everyone to be one the same page on how the project should be done. Type out everything in point form during the meeting and upload it onto a community that you had set up. The actual typing can be done individually.
    3. Do not expect anyone who has not attended the meeting to understand what is typed out.
    4. Meet up in person. There are many trust issues and problems involving multiple communications when meeting up online.
    5. Consult the teacher/supervisor on what you are going to be handing up. Make sure that your work is in the right direction.
    6. When presenting, always be customer-oriented.
    7. Be prepared with additional material before your meeting. Share your material with your group-mates.
    8. When having a disagreement with a group-mate, try to involve more people. If there are still problems, consult your teacher/supervisor.
    9. Delegate as little as possible to the slackers of the group. They are usually the ones who refuse to attend the meetings. Beware of people who tend to change things to their own liking without consulting others. Do not let them compile the project together.  
    10. Always try to have GUNG-HO members in your team. They are the ones who will stay up until early morning to do their work. They are also the ones who will try to set up meetings. Some will nit-pick every detail in the project. Some will run out of steam halfway and you would be hardly able to see these people towards the end of the project. Clarify with your group members on which category they belong to.
      1. If they belong to the nit-picking type, ask them to write down all their objections that could be brought forward to the teacher. Make more use of this trait of theirs earlier in the project. They can get quite irritating and waste a lot of time towards the end of the project. Put them in-charged of integrating the paper and making it presentable. However, if they happen to belong to the category of people who like to change things without letting others know, do not let them integrate the paper. Rather, integrate the paper together with them in a meeting.
      2. If they belong to the type that runs out of steam, try to get them more actively involved at the beginning of the project. These are the type who would try to avoid everyone else towards the end of the project. Do not let these people do the integration of the paper or handing up of the paper. Do not give them anything too challenging or critical towards the end of the project.
    11. When compiling the project, do it as a group, or allow someone whom you can trust to do it. After integration, the person should upload a copy of the project (but not too late) to the community. Give the person a deadline. If the person has not uploaded the project by then, call the person up and find out why. If the person has not done his or her part of the project, offer to do it together with him or her. Let your group members know early in the project that changes should be discussed and no member should make an important decision without letting the others in on it. Likewise, work together with your team members in making changes to the project.

These are stuff that I have learnt in my two years in the uni.. Hope that you would find them useful!        

2月9日

It's official..

After his attitude today..
 
it's official.. my brother has PMS.
The only living male i know to have PMS.
 
For all those people clueless about PMS, here is a website on it:
 
 
My brother shows most of the symptoms. The only difference is that he doesn't bleed out of his virgina (That's becuz he doesn't have one). I sure hope that he isn't bleeding out of his dick...
 
He sure bleeds out of his nose a lot though.. maybe that explains it...
 
being a dickhead... his body transfers the blood from his dick to his head and through the edifice called his nose.. hmm....

Seeing the light

A good thing to note when people tell you to see the light. Only the dead 'see the light' ... if you have heard of the accounts from near death survivors...

The IT Crowd

I was just introduced to this sitcom today.. and boy is it funny!
 
 
It's about an asshole, a 100% geek and a bimbo (who's the head of department) being in the IT department in the company.
 
I would give 5 stars to episode 1 and 3.5 stars to episode 2. Hopefully, episode 3 is good...
 
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